MISSION STATUS: OFFLINE
PLANET ACTION FIGURES IS CURRENTLY OUT OF ORBIT
MISSION WINDOW: 17 APRIL — 24 APRIL (INCLUSIVE)
EUROPEAN DISTRIBUTION AND WHOLESALE MISSION IN PROGRESS (Boring Work Stuff)
CARGO DISPATCH: PAUSED
TRANSMISSIONS: LIMITED
ALL SYSTEMS WILL REBOOT UPON RETURN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE, COMMANDER